Conversation

Me: Maybe I should go into the Navy
Him: You wouldn't like it.
Me: Yeah, the people probably wouldn't quite be my type.
Him: No, that's not it. It's because you don't like taking orders.
Me: Yeah, that's a good point. But I think I could adjust.
Him: No, I doubt it. You hate taking orders. Actually, you get kind of combative about it.
Me: Sure, when it's you giving the orders!